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AIRCRAFT CARRIER DRIFTING - Words can not describe the awesome


TAGS: aircraft carrier drifting navy awesome
Rating: 4.36/5

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NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:18 pm
Got love something that big that can move fast enough to tow a skier.
NickDahlmier - March 3, 2016, 9:17 pm
...We'll find that skier yet!
levinkatz - July 3, 2013, 12:49 pm
The Nimitz on workups, 1 foot on the deck the other on the bulkhead, I was there. 5L
jackripper - August 19, 2010, 6:43 am
It is an awesome feeling when that big ship starts making those turns. I do miss the sea. 5Ls for the memories
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 11:08 am
Coming About Captian!


DESPAIR - Because even though you helped blow up the Death Star and defeat the Empire you are always gonna be 'that chick who tongue-kissed her brother'


TAGS: leia carrie fisher star wars kiss
Rating: 4.63/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:26 pm
And who, amongst us men, even though she might be our sister, would ever turn down Carrie Fisher? I'm just saying.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 6, 2010, 10:32 am
Who among us could turn down Mark Hamill?.
R.S.Jake - May 6, 2010, 10:26 am
Excellent!


NUCLEAR CARRIER - Refueling at sea.


TAGS: navy carrier nuclear awesome military
Rating: 4.84/5

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RetiredUSNChief - March 18, 2012, 8:07 pm
Pretty impressive, I'm sure. I spent my 20 years on submarines...if it got bad, we just went deeper. :):)
Dwiggit - February 28, 2012, 6:48 am
thats pretty epic and theres only a few of us that have experienced a lighting storm at sea in those things.


SWAB THE DECK MATEYS -




AMY WINEHOUSE - She really got carried away this time ...




ACE VENTURA LANDING -


TAGS: helicopter carrier landing
Rating: 4.88/5

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forseti - March 1, 2011, 10:53 am
I love this movie!
agdaniele - March 1, 2011, 6:26 am
LOL!
CANADA - March 1, 2011, 1:20 am
Like a glove!


TWEETING IS NOT NEW -


TAGS: carrier pigeons wwii
Rating: 4.86/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 10:12 am
WW2? They had radios! More likely the "Great War". They used pigeons a lot.
Reality Lord - June 21, 2011, 6:09 pm

this is epic. fav'd.
Reality Lord - June 21, 2011, 6:09 pm

this is epic. fav'd.


FAMOUS LAST WORDS -


TAGS: famous last words b 52 carrier navy
Rating: 4.57/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:31 pm
and let 'er rip! Good one Sniper


LEGO - When you absolutely, surely have too much time on your hands


TAGS: lego time aircraft carrier
Rating: 3.3/5

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ProfessorMohawk - February 17, 2012, 8:42 am
well lets see, an average 6000 pcs set is $300. and a 4ft Super Star Destroyer is a grand, so......10k?
qdogg99 - April 24, 2011, 12:31 am
who wants to play life size lego battleship cause i want to
spencer - August 14, 2009, 10:07 am
thats cool. wonder the price of one of those.
anonymouse - October 28, 2008, 11:32 pm
where the japs at?
Jeez - August 15, 2008, 3:01 pm
WOOOOOOOO! Man that's friggin' Amazing!


FIGHTER PILOTS -




OH NO! - There's a huge lump on your chest!




PURPOSE - The function of the naval aviator is a courier service for the ordnanceman.


TAGS: navy pilot fighter jet ordnance air craft carrier
Rating: 3.69/5

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Moonrage - February 16, 2011, 9:20 am
AO is the worst rate. All the fools become AOs
phydeaux - November 23, 2009, 1:59 pm
Aamen baby...AO...fist of the fleet...
Mongo - November 13, 2009, 4:26 pm
Umm, what if its a tanker hop?
Derek - November 13, 2009, 4:20 pm
Clever :})


DIPLOMACY -


TAGS: diplomacy navy carrier
Rating: 2.13/5
thelegend78 - January 11, 2009, 12:30 pm
play the whack a mole game
Sean - September 1, 2008, 1:30 am
And what was Bloch planning to do with the bigger hammer?


THE RAIN THE PARK THE F18 -




WHAT?! - Did you just call me a fat-ass?! NOW I gotta shoot ya...


TAGS: carrie fisher blues brothers leia
Rating: 3.8/5

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rudeboy308 - July 26, 2011, 4:11 pm
Blues Brothers is only one of the funniest movies ever made. Carrie Fisher having John Belushi in her crosshairs, and his sputtering excuses, are awesomely funny.


POWER PROJECTION - Getting your peeps to pimp out your 102,000 ton super carrier into a kickin' date magnet.




Drones on an aircraft carrier -


TAGS: xb47 drone carrier landing
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk3778 - July 13, 2013, 11:04 am
That's EDI's Grandpa show a little respect!
Drwski - July 12, 2013, 7:24 am
R2D2 got his own aircraft finally
Greeny - July 11, 2013, 6:54 pm
I wonder if everyone was a little nervous


HIT THEM -


TAGS: war aircraft carrier
Rating: 4.76/5

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house - June 14, 2011, 9:01 pm
you've done it again airman 5L


TERRORIST CAPTURE & RELEASE - Cheaper than extraordinary rendition.




TIME - He always wins.... which means, we always lose.




A SIMPLE PLAN -


TAGS: carrier launch or first down
Rating: 4.53/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:48 pm
That would be one awfully masochistic woman if so. O.o
hktb40 - November 20, 2011, 10:55 pm
I cannot tell if this is thats what she said joke or not...


EARTH'S NATURAL BEAUTY - HUMANS ARE A BLIGHT ON THE PLANET WE SCREW EVERYTHING UP ESPECIALLY EARTH'S BEAUTY


TAGS: not that i actually care one d*** bit about global warming or the d*** enviroment and al gore cun suck my woah sorry about that got carried away for a second
Rating: 4.44/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:13 am
Hey, it's my hometown! We aren't called Smoggies for nothing.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am
Until then, 5L
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 3:07 am
We are the manufacturers of global environmental atrophy. All life forms will flourish in our self-induced demise.


NIGHT -


TAGS: carrier launch
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - November 10, 2010, 12:24 am

wow, amsome
shameless - November 4, 2010, 9:30 am
I spent 3 1/2 years on the Eisenhower and 1 year on the Nimitz, and never got tired of watching night launches. (Was a weather guesser)
5150monkeylove - November 3, 2010, 11:29 pm
That was my first job in the Navy... ABE I worked in the arresting gear. 18-20 hour workdays at sea... then strike ops: 24, 48, or 72 hours straight with little 15 min - 1 hour break in between. worked hard, played harder.
Faceplant31 - November 3, 2010, 12:21 pm
That is a bada$$ pic airman.


LAUNCH & RECOVERY -


TAGS: canadian aircraft carrier
Rating: 4.68/5

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Sean - April 22, 2011, 1:52 am
... In your court, big fella."
Sean - April 22, 2011, 1:51 am
Here's a fun fact Moooooooooooooooooooooo (probably) doesn't want you to know: while attempting to enter the U.S. recently, he was overheard to say: "Not only did I NOT pack my own luggage, Mister, I didn't even dress myself. So. Looks like the ball's
Sean - April 22, 2011, 1:09 am
For God sakes Mooooooooooooooooooooo, what does the "P" in "PM" stand for AGAIN?!? And don't answer that, even if you can, it's a rhetorical. K?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 22, 2011, 12:47 am
Here's a fun fact that Sean doesn't want you to know, he went to the prom with his cousin....It didn't get really creepy until the Wedding. Also, his last name is Ghadafi.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:36 pm
Fascist!
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:35 pm
And as for manouverability on the high seas ... that carrier can turn on a dime, and chante like there's no tomorrow, provided the right Celine Deon song is blasting out of it's loudspeakers.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:29 pm
Here's a fun fact that Mooooooooooooooooooo doesn't want you to know: one on our 13 aircraft carriers is the H.M.S. Waldo, named after the brave Canadian who led Canada to its only gold medal in the 88 Olympics. Her "sport"? Synchronized swimming.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 21, 2011, 11:13 pm
I was. You're all banned....for 11 seconds.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:23 pm
And boy is Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gonna be pissed. He was talking aboot land based nuclear reactors , after all.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:18 pm
I saw it *wipes tears from eyes* but I musta just blocked it oot. *sniff* And I'll have you know, you big bully, that that Carrier, which I believe is the H.M.S. Rocket Richard, runs on the latest goose dropping technology known to man.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 6:53 pm
go ahead Sean, pretend you didn't see this


HEAVY SEAS -


TAGS: carrier landing prowler
Rating: 4.6/5

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hootizz - January 20, 2011, 6:37 am
Heavy seas.., is that a term that female sailors use..??
5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 11:10 pm
did you mean 1972? I was busy crapping myself.
5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 10:58 pm
1991--- Mount Pinatubo blew in the PI. We turned an entire hangar bay into a dog kennel. Was a blast with unlimited peanut b***er. Thank you taxpayers...lol
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 10:44 pm
5150 remembers back to 1992... when he air-lifted 4 poodles with mange out of that Hanoi pit of hell. He knew there was only a 30% chance that they'd ever be in a Westminster show again, but he'd be d***ed if they were going to be left there as dinner.
5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 10:36 pm
Amen from an old gear dog! (arresting gear) Those planes are so loud your pupils vibrate when they go to Military power during launch.
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 9:07 pm
Love it!


HOOPS - there it is




CHECKLIST -




FIGHTER LAUNCH -


TAGS: f18 carrier
Rating: 4.82/5

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Prescription Deliveries -




AIRSPACE -




ENOUGH'S ENOUGH. - That was the last time you left up the motherf***ing toilet seat.


TAGS: toilet enough carried
Rating: 4.45/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 10:46 pm
you won't take that sh5t no more :)


GOOGLE EARTH - ... the early beginnings


TAGS: google earth map geo bird pigeon dove ph**o satellite ww world war reconnaissance nazi carrier homer messenger
Rating: 4/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
Yo google earth i took my fence down 3 years ago.


HOUSE COCKTAIL -




STRIKE OUT! - Carrie went down swinging




PRESIDENT GEORGE H W BUSH - on board the aircraft carrier USS George H.W. Bush Not quite the Flying Wasp, but close


TAGS: bush carrier caddyshack
Rating: 2.25/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 12:29 am
Yo dog! I put Bush in your Bush so you can have Bush on your bush!


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